The Republic of The Unidet Of Life is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Valdener II with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 8.759 billion unidets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esttow. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming unidet economy, worth 824 trillion Kingmons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,095 Kingmons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, they say that unidets made a dessert and called it peace, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unidet Of Life's national animal is the Red bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Flanism.

The Unidet Of Life is ranked 67,467^th in the world and 275^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 20.86 flags saluted per person per day.